Here are top funny love quotes which i am sure make you smile. These quotes remind us that sometimes love is blind as well as insane! Enjoy.....
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?" -----Freud
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -----Agatha Christie
The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it. -----Israel Zangwill
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.-----Rita Rudner
Life thought me not to underestimate my ex, the one i love, nor the one i hate!
Roses are red, violetets are blue...You are always on my head cuz i love you... I hope you are dead cuz i hate you....These tears I shed are not worth you.
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. -----Socrates
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ------ David Bissonette
I think about him every day and night. I just can’t get him out my head, I told him everything he needed to know. Now I am waiting for him to tell me what he’s thinking. The next thing I know I open my door and he’s there. He hugs me and I knew it was love.
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. ----Bertrand Russell
Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there. -----Otomo No Yakamochi
Real love is a pilgrimage. It happens when there is no strategy, but it is very rare because most people are strategists. -----Anita Brookner
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. -----Alan King
Your heart is one of your most prized possessions, be careful who you give it to.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. -----Rodney Dangerfield.
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. -----Tony Curtis.